Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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