that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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