sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My vagina is very pro this idea
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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