My Higher Power is John Stamos
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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