I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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