Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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