We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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