took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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