I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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