with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
