What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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