Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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