He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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