What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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