Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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