Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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