i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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