508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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