It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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