I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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