ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I believe in your delicious
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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