what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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