Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
