Do vagina's smell?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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