its not stalking. its research.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
