I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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