white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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