Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Randomize
