Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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