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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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