fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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