Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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