Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm so fucking centered right now
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dick very happy bro
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