Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
