you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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