Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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