He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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