I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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