yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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