well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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