There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
