ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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