did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My hand turned me down
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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