What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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