They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
