Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Randomize
