so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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