Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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