i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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