i just made my gag reflex go away.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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