how can u be prego again
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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