Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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