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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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